Monday, October 20, 2008
Malaysians, Mad-Hatters
Nuuuuuummmberr 9!
You don't pay the road tax to buy the road. There would no labels on the lane you are driving that the road is yours. Excuse me, it doesn't mean that if you are slow and you can hog up a whole trail of cars behind you. When turning into a two lane or three lane road, you don't turn into my lane and then stop right in front of me AND assume its your lane.
Nuuuuuummmber 8!
When cutting into a new lane, and when others don't let you go, don't go squeezing near the side of some car and try to slide in with your big fat arse. Rude!
Nummmmmberrr 7!
The U- turn sign is there for a reason. Some losers would make an abrupt and stupid U-turn right in front you at the traffic light, then you would have to slam your brakes hard causing the other cars to honk at you. Hey bitch, the asshole in front of me did it not me.
Nummanumanuma 6!
When driving in a 3 lane highway, the slow, moderate fast, and fast lane 1, mind your own speed okay! When you drive at the fast lane, do not do a 40km/h for all the BMWs, Mercedes', Harrier and Range Rover to enjoy. It is not enjoyable at all! Besides that, the middle lane is created for a purpose, to drive moderately. If you want to speed please proceed to the next lane, and if you want to 'tortify'(tortoise) your ride, to the left, to the left.
Numeerrrrrrrrrrrr 5!
The reason why our film industry is dying is because Malaysian are interested to watch or stop and stare at car crashes. How sad! Just because there is a car who got his engine overheated and some fumes emits out, doesn't mean you have to hog up the whole road. Pregnant ladies about to give birth, people late for work, girls who need to pee badly, a kid about to vomit need to get out of the mess!
Nummmmberrrrr 4!
Double parking is already rude enough, don't make us wait for you to come. I remember my classmate who had to wait under the rain for this bitch. The bitch comes after sometime, excuses herself to get an umbrella, gets up the car, taking her own sweet time to some festive timing i guess. Leaving my friend soaked and wet, this bitch even had the guts to move just a little and not even enough for my friend to move her car out. This people should be made whores!
Numa Tres!
At the roundabout, cars are needing to move in different directions. When you want a 12 o clock, go 12 o clock, dun go putting your signal all the way until you confuse the drivers that you actually wanted a 12 instead of a 3 o clock turn.
Numbeerrrr Two!
Pedestrians! When you are driving up the highway at 100km/h, out comes these few people holding each other's hands and then screaming cars are coming and then crossing the highway. Sickening. Worse still, you have fantastic people who just walk slowly while you need to wait for them to cross the road to pass through. If you are old and walking with a stick, i get you, but you are a f...ing teenager!
Numberrrrr One, Uno, --!
Those left and right signal indicators aren't designed to beautify your car! When you want to switch lanes, use the signal indicators! when you want to make a left, do a LEFT not RIGHT!, you ning nongs! Don't expect us drivers to assume you need to make a turn by looking at your tires. I'm sick of Mercedes especially who thinks they are some kind of BIG SHOT, sweeps right in front of you without a signal and then you would have to brake till your whole car jerks!...
AsS holes.....they deserve the back to driving school bootcamp