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Tuesday, October 28, 2008
ALL F***ED UP



Yesterday began as early as around 10 or 11 i guess, i showered and got ready for the outing. At around 1 o clock only i got ready to go to Emily's house. Then when i reached at around 2 o clock, emily and I had lunch in her house. Then, I helped ervin with chemistry. Gosh mistaken Ag with Fe and Pb. joanne came through the door and i got my keys and then off to vel's house. celebrating deepavali was the 1st in my life. not just that, playing basketball and sweating like a pig is also my 1st (realised i sucked at it, better practice). After the strenuous game, we all went back to vel's hse and had dinner. suprisingly, i was so f ing tired but i drove to asia cafe. we went there for pool which i din play. joanne, ervin, adam, vel and i were playing truth and dare while the rest fondled with sticks and balls. I was made to krump at daniel, which was so wrong. But the best part was ervin pretending to lick emily's va j j. Some family love there?

After we ended the game, we kinda ate stuff in asia as some of us needed that drink and food. Moments after, we dismissed. Joanne, Emily, Ervin and I were up for some shit. Yea some hell shit. I reached emily's hse really fast after doing that shit, joanne needed to free her insides in the pee machine. then emily coaxed me to stay over which then turned into some festive mood. We saw fireworks after fetching joanne home, which was bizzare. yea like totally. 

So here i am now at 1.08PM waiting for vel to come and go for maha's class. Crap, i think.
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Tears and fears



The following lines are for those who are hurt, dejected, those who need a kick in their lives and those whose wounds are so deep but cannot be see by the naked eye. These lines are intended to build a new person in each person, group, or couple directed to. A new renewed person, with a new heart, new desire, new vision and new love. I hope to reach out to all these broken hearts and promises, for the door must be closed for another to open. Do not say you cannot take it anymore, do not tear for what is not worth. Let words be a wind that blows a dandelion into specks, let it sail away into what it seems to be eternity.

Dear lad,
Let me be the one to hold your hand,
I want to heal your broken wounds.

Dear girl,
Let me be the gentlemen in your life,
To kiss you goodnight,
To tell you how much you are worth in my life.

Dear friend,
I want to be your other half,
Allow me to free your insides and store happiness into your heart.

Dear stranger,
Stretch out your hands and let me see them,
I want to grasp them tight and make you feel warmth of sincerity.

Dear couples,
Let me pray for your relationship to flourish,
Let me pray for your never ending love.

Dear all,
Let me the one who will always be there for you,
Let me be the one,
Who will wipe away all your tears and fears.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Hypocrites



Hypocrites are venom to the blood,
They drive your minds to create a flood.

Words they are nothing but thorns and oxygen,
They can either hurt or forces us to stay alive.

Thoughts are beautiful,
Different thoughts can either kill or build us.

Love is a detrimental weapon,
It is a healer and it is a source of depression.

Friends they are a light for some,
For others it is a burden and an unwanted person.

Trust is a good understanding between humans,
Broken trust is a stab into the human's hearts.

Bandage is used to cover wounds,
But a good bandage can be used to hide hardship and misery.

Ears are mean for us to hear things,
Listen yes, but still things we don't wish to hear will make our ears bleed.

Words they are amazing,
They either mould or bend and break a person.

Lies can be black or white,
Ugly lies can cause stale hearts and death.

Listen you hypocrites,
Forces will unite and karma you shall meet!

Monday, October 20, 2008
Malaysians, Mad-Hatters



Malaysian drivers, oh such drama they bring to the road. Ruthless driving that can drive you up the wall anytime. Oh, this is the TOP 10 Reasons Why You Should Not Drive In Malaysia.

Nuuuuuummmberr 9!
You don't pay the road tax to buy the road. There would no labels on the lane you are driving that the road is yours. Excuse me, it doesn't mean that if you are slow and you can hog up a whole trail of cars behind you. When turning into a two lane or three lane road, you don't turn into my lane and then stop right in front of me AND assume its your lane.

Nuuuuuummmber 8!
When cutting into a new lane, and when others don't let you go, don't go squeezing near the side of some car and try to slide in with your big fat arse. Rude!

Nummmmmberrr 7!
The U- turn sign is there for a reason. Some losers would make an abrupt and stupid U-turn right in front you at the traffic light, then you would have to slam your brakes hard causing the other cars to honk at you. Hey bitch, the asshole in front of me did it not me.

Nummanumanuma 6!
When driving in a 3 lane highway, the slow, moderate fast, and fast lane 1, mind your own speed okay! When you drive at the fast lane, do not do a 40km/h for all the BMWs, Mercedes', Harrier and Range Rover to enjoy. It is not enjoyable at all! Besides that, the middle lane is created for a purpose, to drive moderately. If you want to speed please proceed to the next lane, and if you want to 'tortify'(tortoise) your ride, to the left, to the left.

Numeerrrrrrrrrrrr 5!
The reason why our film industry is dying is because Malaysian are interested to watch or stop and stare at car crashes. How sad! Just because there is a car who got his engine overheated and some fumes emits out, doesn't mean you have to hog up the whole road. Pregnant ladies about to give birth, people late for work, girls who need to pee badly, a kid about to vomit need to get out of the mess!

Nummmmberrrrr 4!
Double parking is already rude enough, don't make us wait for you to come. I remember my classmate who had to wait under the rain for this bitch. The bitch comes after sometime, excuses herself to get an umbrella, gets up the car, taking her own sweet time to some festive timing i guess. Leaving my friend soaked and wet, this bitch even had the guts to move just a little and not even enough for my friend to move her car out. This people should be made whores!

Numa Tres!
At the roundabout, cars are needing to move in different directions. When you want a 12 o clock, go 12 o clock, dun go putting your signal all the way until you confuse the drivers that you actually wanted a 12 instead of a 3 o clock turn.

Numbeerrrr Two!
Pedestrians! When you are driving up the highway at 100km/h, out comes these few people holding each other's hands and then screaming cars are coming and then crossing the highway. Sickening. Worse still, you have fantastic people who just walk slowly while you need to wait for them to cross the road to pass through. If you are old and walking with a stick, i get you, but you are a f...ing teenager!

Numberrrrr One, Uno, --!
 Those left and right signal indicators aren't designed to beautify your car! When you want to switch lanes, use the signal indicators! when you want to make a left, do a LEFT not RIGHT!, you ning nongs! Don't expect us drivers to assume you need to make a turn by looking at your tires. I'm sick of Mercedes especially who thinks they are some kind of BIG SHOT, sweeps right in front of you without a signal and then you would have to brake till your whole car jerks!...

AsS holes.....they deserve the back to driving school bootcamp

 



Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Its the 7th and I'm still at it?



Its been a 3 days after the 1 week long raya break and I don't see any sudden surge to complete all my assignments. They all lay laden nicely in my folders, typed written in my MacBook, waiting to be tied in a bow and then handed in at respective dates. i still remember all these days in my head; 14th, 17th, 24th. I dread thinking about the 17th, but then 14th seemed a little out of place while 24th is quite the killer too. I've been praying before I start the assignments and thankfully I have not lost the drive to do it. well of course! the deadline's nearing.

I'll push this 3 assignments to another part of my mind now. Now talking about today. What a weird tuesday. it started with me driving to damansara. well lucky me, there was only a slight jam after the toll.(Thanks but no thanks to the cops blocking the road). then i arrived at emily's house with the gifts in the orange bag. Emily came down with her half dried hair which looked more like towel dried hair, or in fact looked more like she used the dryer carelessly to rush time. I showed emily her gift, it was a cute soft toy version of a white and black dice. Expected to hear like just a thank you due to courtesy. Boy! I was so wrong. I took it out or was it emily who did it? Ahh doesn't matter. So when emily got whole of the dice, she when ballistic. She exclaimed, " This is SOOOoooo going to be in my car, OMG Stanley, how did you know, I always wanted to get this.." Lol..I'm so happy that she actually loved it.Then her mum saw the thing.Yes, the thing. Her mum came over to the sofa and asked emily to roll her some numbers for lottery. Hahaahaha.What esteemed functionality a soft toy can serve.

Then both emily and I went into the car and brought poor Toto, toto was sick due to some diarrhoea problems, he didn't even bark when I came in. Oh get well soon toto. then both emily and I were in college thanks to emily's mum. Then when we wanted to get in the Lecture Theatre, i saw a yellow spongebob approaching, it was joanne in a FREAKING spongeboby tee. Lol..so predictable. I shoved my hand into the bag and handed joanne the orange bag containing her favourite character's gay partner, Patrick STARFISH. Joanne reached for the bag, opened it and screamed.  Ok now, joanne's Bikini Bottom collection is alllllmooosssttt complete. Papa Bob, Mama Bob, Baby Bob and Patrick Gay. ahhh..family hug.

Then the lecture begun, as usual Mr V at his bored to hell antics. Even Professor Snape in HP is not that lame. Oh bother. Lunch was at Vary Pasta near Atria, this time no divinity rating, everyone was hungry and thirsty. We had carbonara, salad, soup, chicken chop and then our famished stomachs finally left the arena. Advertising class came in as a bomber after our lunch. Miss M came in with a paper in hand and saying class is cancelled. Why the abrupt message maam? Then she asked most of us in class to show up for a photoshoot tommorrow which is going to be placed in the college's new sucky VOGUE brochure. 

Anyway, then when joanne left, i got bored and started playing Theme Hospital. Emily and Vel were gluing eyes into the screen and looking at the game. Yes yes, emily don't come to my hospital, there would be no pharmacy. To say the least, today had been a sinusoidal curve. How much I anticipate better days to come.

Oh, learn up this song ppl

Bananas in pyjamas are coming down the stairs, 
Bananas in pyjamas are coming down in pairs, 
Bananas in pyjamas are chasing teddy bears, 
'cos on Tuesdays they all try to catch them unawares!